Day 7,8

I don’t really know what to write about without giving out confidential information.

Ok lets talk about hair.

Cons of having bangs:

  1. Hair in your face
  2. Needs trimming regularly.
  3. Needs straightening.
  4. Hair in your face.
  5. Needs more attention than a 2 year old.
  6. Hair in your face.
  7. Did i mention
  8. hair in your face?

Pros of having bangs:

  1. You will feel like you belong to that cool group of rebellious hipster kids who drink green tea and eat healthy and dress up like gods.

Clearly, i am all for bangs ❤

So today my sister has gone over to her friends house for a sleepover and i am more excited than she can ever be. I GET THE WHOLE ROOM TO MYSELF. For the whole damn night. I can finally finish watching all those TV shows without dying because of ear damage due to earphones.

Ok so here is an interesting life advice story:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story-  Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

#donteatshit

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